To put things in proper context, I am highly allergic (and therefore deathly afraid of) bees, wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, and horse flies. So imagine my utter terror when I, coughing, sneezing, eyes watering, attempted to stagger out of my room to the bathroom only to find a huge-ass motherfucking wasp buzzing in front of my door.

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